Our Pretty Good Privacy Policy

In the interests of full disclosure, here's our five-point privacy policy:

  • The site administrator collects no statistics about any visitor to this site. No counters, no cookies, no server logs, no trackbacks, no comments. Not even a guestbook.
  • The site administrator will cheerfully sell this data to anyone willing to pay for it. This includes, but is not limited to, marketing and/or public relations companies, banner ad providers, mailing lists, issue advocacy committees, and political parties. The more money offered, the better.
  • But not spammers.
  • By visiting this site, you agree to these conditions. This offer is not valid with any other offer.
  • If you have any questions or concerns about this policy, please contact our public relations department.

Thank you, and have a free Internet.